no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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