handjob tips. give me some.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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