So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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