Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
