sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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