LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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