I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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