I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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