I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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