What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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