mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Then you guys just all showered together...?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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