remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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