they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
The convent might be a nice break from real life
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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