nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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