Duck Duck Cougar?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
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Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
These 31 Gross People Really Put The ‘Trash’ In ‘Trashed’
the gays at disneyland are vicious
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations