Taylor Swift is so right about you.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.