awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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