i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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