My first STD was from a foam party
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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