you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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