ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.