omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.