Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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