if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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