No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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