It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
How naked do you want me to be?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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