is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
its liver damage thursday
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