If i could tip my vagina, i would.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
