let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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