I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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