So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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