We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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