are you still at the devil's house?
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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