So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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