Soap is not a condiment
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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