I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I hate all girls vehemently.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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