this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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