suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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