I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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