party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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