oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
