Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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