the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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