I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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