imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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