Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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