i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Randomize
