That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.