He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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