Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best