I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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