i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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