Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
