You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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