I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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