i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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