I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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