i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny