If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future