wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
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24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet