"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over