YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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